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presents






 

 

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT SEASON

 

 

 


Nah, just kidding...











Written, Priduced, and Directed by John V Schmidt
I wish to thank the academy, fellow collectors and other
obsessives, and those who will pay me good money for a sequel.

The Cast

Bruce Wayne......................................................The Gallant Captain

Supergirl........................................................The Perky Number One

Luke Skywalker................................................Farm Fresh Lieutenant

Special Agent Dana Scully..................................Sultry Science Officer

Emergency Medical Hologram............Emergency Marketing Hologram

Speed Racer.................................................................The Helmsman

Beavis & Butthead........................The Security Team that Doesn't Die!

The Evil Chaotica.........................................................The Evil C.E.O.

Alfred E. Neuman...............................................................The Drones

Hermie the Dentist Elf......................................Hermie your Island Host

Mr. Bill..................................................................Everyone who Died

The phrase "waffles my winkie"....................by Joan aka "I'm dead Jim"

And Special Guest Appearance by

The Mona Lisa
as
Mara Hart